Gaming Lexicon

Wikipedia – RickRolling because Auto-Play

Special 18+ Adult Vocabulary

Often used while gaming in CS2 and CS:GO.

Half-Tacular

Beautiful Result Given Limited Resources

No Skins in the Game

Player with little to no moderately priced and decent appearance skins in their inventory.

1 Skin Wonder

Player who only has nice AK or AWP skin and not much else.

Drops Dropout

Player who only has skins dropped from the game. Especially if they don’t want to throw a bit of money at the game and stick around for a while.

Squeaker

A young kid especially one with a high pitched “Squeaky” voice that hasn’t changed because they haven’t hit puberty yet.

Spoon-Fed

Entertained with Content esp. on Touch-Based Consumption Device Instead of Learning by Doing

Down to the Spoons

Arguing down to “who gets what silverware”

Chokington Station

A mythical village on a magical railway where it’s best to cut straight through like a knife with the Express Route or take the fork to Sideline Station to avoid a spoonful of issues at Chokington Station.

Clever Weapons

Check my CS:GO inventory for the latest meta.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/redfoxone/inventory/#730

Rooks McGee

The Überest of Noobs who makes all the Rookie mistakes and fails to think ahead or outside the box. Constantly loses things.

Click-It Ticket

Shot while out of bullets especially while reloading.

Click-itis

A disease that affects the micro-switches inside of mice causing missing and extra clicks even when holding the button down. Seems to especially affect Razer brand mice, even the more expensive ones.

Attitude Vacation

An unpaid period of time off following a workplace incident.

Sit-on-my-ass-athon

Prolonged period of rest, usually on the weekends when wore out.

Heterogeneous Family Bush

If your 60 something grandfather had a child with a 20 something woman and you’re about 10 or so and confused about your new aunt just being born or are unsure of what exactly to call a relative then you might have a Heterogeneous Family Bush instead of a regular Plain-Jane Family Tree.

Drama Level

This unquantifiable but undeniable metric may suddenly cause disruptions in game play and real life events usually with little to no warning.